A garden can be a delight worthy of celebration in verse, but not if it’s been the default location for shoving dead car bodies, old bicycles, prams with missing wheels and mysterious bits of old metal. This is more like a horror story than a lyric poem. Weeding may be all very well for general maintenance but old rubbish and junk piled up in the yard is in another category altogether.
What’s needed is a bit of muscle, sturdy boots, tough gloves and a decent trailer or van… all of which we can provide throughout the Greater London Metropolitan Area. Say goodbye to the old bikes and hello to space where you can create the garden of your (good) dreams.